(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions
the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph
male lions rights activist
as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran:
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill.
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.
This “lion human” is literally the oldest known original character. It’s the oldest known evidence of our species demonstrating imagination.
how is this a lifehack? what am i gonna do with it? keep my grandmother in there? lifehack: you never have to see grandma again
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
I fucking hate Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.
It’s insane how many notes I’m getting for this. I didn’t think so many people would agree. Also I don’t know who made the TMZ thing but bless them.
when a villager suggests a pointless pwp
when a villager suggests the pwp you wanted